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Don't panic! Good times
might be just around the corner.
If
the worst happens and pandemic bird flu sweeps the globe,
then this could be great news for you. Thousands stand
to gain - admittedly at the expense of those who don't
make it, but all you have to do is make sure you survive! |
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Here
is why:-
- House prices will fall Are you
telling me that is a good thing? I own a house already.
Yes, you may own a house already, but wouldn't you
like a better one? If house prices decrease almost
everyone stands to benefit. If lots of people die,
it's inevitable that house prices will fall, it's
a supply and demand thing. Let me explain by giving
you an extreme example of why this is good though.
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have a $100,000 outstanding on your mortgage and your
house falls in value to $1. Disaster! Well no actually,
because for $5 you can buy a house five times better than
your house, 15 bedrooms, indoor pool, heliport etc by
only increasing your mortgage to $100,005. Tad-a! House
price falls are a good thing. |
- The Black Death OK a little
history lesson here. When the Black Death ended in
Britain in 1350 the population had almost halved.
This led to the peasants living conditions and salaries
improving considerably as there was a lack of workers
and an abundance of uncultivated land. The large landlords
had to increase wages and conditions to attract any
tenants leading to the 'virtual slavery' of serfdom
disappearing in a few short years. OK, for 'peasant'
substitute 'you', and for 'large landowner' substitute
your 'boss'. Your skills will be super valuable in
the post bird flu years and companies will be so desperate
to hire you that your salary will go through the roof.
Of course the companies themselves will suffer short
term, but in the longer term they will bounce back
too.
- Inheritance Chances are you've
never inherited a penny in your life and when the
death of a near and dear relative occurs then it is
a terrible tragedy, but if great aunt Agatha who lived
1300 miles away and you haven't seen her since you
were aged 3 were to pass away, leaving you a few hundred
thousand, then that would be less of a tragedy perhaps?
- Stuff You love buying stuff. New
stuff, old stuff. Well the price of stuff will probably
come down too. New stuff, cars, furniture, clothes
etc will probably come down in the short term as manufacturers
try to empty their warehouses to cut their costs.
Old stuff will drop even more. You fancy that vintage
Ferrari, Andy Warhol original or classic antique Rococo
console table well, it might just be within your grasp
now...
- Population problems solved Global
warming, Oil prices rising, fish stocks dwindling
let's face it, it is all because there are just too
many of us on this little planet. Now if there were
a lot less of us, then gas prices would drop - supply
and demand again, global warming would be reduced
due to the cut in the burning of fossil fuels etc.
Less people eating fish, hunting endangered animals
and cutting down the rainforests.
- Chicken Well OK, perhaps this is
all a bit far fetched, but one positive thing has
happened already. Chicken prices are going through
the floor in Europe. You can pick it up for up to
half of what it cost a few months ago and if you cook
it properly it's a quick, healthy, tasty meal.
There you go, a quick summary of some - yes, only some
of the great things that bird flu can do for you. So
next time you're worrying about yourself or your nearest
and dearest, then think of the positives, for those
who survive, life will never be the same again. |
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